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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 13:07

Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
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So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
What is Quora? Are there any tips?
Loons and Moons
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
When Chinese people see my pets, will they think of it as their food?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
The sun's poles have flipped. A spacecraft is watching what happens next. - Mashable
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
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They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are some reasons why some people may be against stay-at-home dads or working moms?
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?
No, not a chance
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Just Forget it!